I get the feeling you're not too keen on my joke.


Even one dollar, ONE DOLLAR will help so much! We’re trying to raise the money in one week… a lot of work, but I know we can all do it!! Please consider donating any small amount you can. And, if nothing else, PLEASE REBLOG THIS.


when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now


My variant of: (X)


The hot dad was strong in this heist

How tall are you??

I’m at least 6 feet tall, and I usually say 6 foot, 1 inch.

Good Night Everyone

Sweet Dreams



my life got about a thousand times better once i stopped censoring myself

and by censoring i don’t mean i suddenly embraced indiscriminate swearing; i mean i stopped trying to sugarcoat my past or my feelings; i stopped lying by omission; i stopped having guilty pleasures; i began unabashedly enjoying whatever i liked; i became very honest; i cut out of my life poisonous people and negative ideals, and i am so, so much happier for it




Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?


not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 


My drawing partner is slacking on the job.


My drawing partner is slacking on the job.

Maybe it won’t work out. But maybe seeing if it does will be the best adventure ever.
(via juwia)