msfw:
im like 80% sure all texans ride horses to school and carry around pistols and cowboy hats
As a Texan, I assure you we don’t.
We ride donkeys, carry shotguns and wear bandanas.
And now you know.
Go to sleep with a prayer.
Pray about everything, talk to God. Just let it out, all the good, all the bad. He’s always listening, prayer does change things. Even if you think God isn’t listening, let me tell you he always is. He’s always working on something for you. Breathe & ask for forgiveness and also forgive others. Remember, tomorrow is a brand new day. Start fresh & clean.
Spoiler
screams internally
FLAILS AND BELLOWS EXTERNALLY
… ah, very interesting.
indubidably
Hm, yes, quite.
that-sounds-like-a-porno-wade:
I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction!
I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD
The crack fic is enough for a reblog.
My favorite part is when authors write these themselves, and then you have a big, shiny, convoluted map that’s all canon.
((AUSTIN WHY THESE ARE THINGS THAT ARE MEANT TO BE KEPT BURIED DEEP IN THE PITS OF THE 8TH CIRCLE OF HELL NO))
No, you don’t understand how bad this is!
It’s like, constant pain and your entire body except your face, is covered in ice, and in one level even, your body is possessed by a demon and continues to roam the earth!!
How is that not as bad?
*I’m sorry, but Dante’s Inferno is of immense interest to me*
((Ow that sucks))
… Also, there’s not Game of Central in Hell.
Just My Immortal.
